And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
