you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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