There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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