Got a toothbrush?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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