the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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