i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
