hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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