you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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