they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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