This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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