his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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