i always forget guys have bellybuttons
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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