Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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