I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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