if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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