it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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