You're a womanizer and a bitch.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just tell him i said nine months
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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