im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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