Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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