He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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