What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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