Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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