I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
