3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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