I hate your face
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
