Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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