I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
