Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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