Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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