Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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