they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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