we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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