She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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