I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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