Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
His nipple licking is glorious
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