i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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