So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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