No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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