think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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