I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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