Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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