Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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