Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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