There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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