I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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