i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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