Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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