that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm passing your future prison.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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