I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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