Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
So apparently I’m into choking now
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